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[angelicguy]

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

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[chippingthegoalkeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chippingthegoalkeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

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[dipyronegirl]

new cat

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[flrebender]

*posts selfie*

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[thebootydiaries]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

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[funnytwittertweets]

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[anxietyproblem]

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[3000s]

everyones always slurping and gulping so loud when they eat watermelon like theyre fighting for their lives to swallow it. come on its not that bad

[testosterowned]

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[treesandstix]

*calls housephone and leaves a message* hello cats … how r u so far. sorry we had 2 leave u alone today…we will be back

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[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[mufasamonsta]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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[memewhore]

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[radioheadbf]

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

[ocean-time]

Alternate ending: *smack smack smack*

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[brattylikestoeat]

[gravityjunior]

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

[harleydellarte]

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

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[mewwon]

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like